Don't Lag Coffee
Critical Hit (Medium/Light Roast)
Critical Hit (Medium/Light Roast)
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Critical Hit – Maximum Caffeine for Maximum Focus
You’re crafting your next campaign.
The minis are painted, the dungeon's deadly, but the late-night fog hits.
You roll for Constitution
Nat 20.
You sip your brew.
It’s a Critical Hit.
This isn’t your average cup of joe. Critical Hit is our highest caffeine blend, forged for gamers, streamers, DMs, and late-night legends who need to roll big on energy and focus.
Made with Tanzania & India Robusta beans, this brew hits hard and fast. No sugar, no junk, just maximum caffeine and bold, smooth flavor roasted to order.
Whether you’re raiding in real-time, climbing ranked, or prepping traps for your next unsuspecting party, Critical Hit gives you the buff you need to stay sharp, alert, and ready for anything.
Flavor Profile:
Strong, bold, clean. Like a +3 longsword to your senses.
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Common Questions
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When will my coffee arrive?
We roast all our premium coffee to order, which can take 1-5 days
depending on demand. After that, we offer free ground shipping that
ensures your coffee arrives perfectly rested and ready to brew. This
way, you can enjoy the freshest, highest-quality coffee possible.
Compare that to grocery store coffee that could have been sitting on the
shelf for who knows how long!
How many cups of coffee will I get per size?
The amount of coffee you get per size varies depending on your desired
strength. The golden rule suggests a 1:18 ratio of coffee grounds
(grams) to water volume (ml). For a 5oz cup, use 8.3g or 1.6 tablespoons
of coffee. For reference, a 12oz bag makes 15 cups, 1lb makes 20 cups,
2lb makes 40 cups, and 5lb makes 100 cups - though this can vary based
on your preference!
What's the difference between the grind types?
Whole Beans: Choose our whole bean option and we'll send you the coffee in its purest
form, ready for you to grind at home and experience the freshest taste
possible!
Coarse: Similar to sea salt, ideal for French Press and Cold Brews
Drip: Medium grind, excellent for automatic drip machines, Aeropress, or Cone Shape pour overs.
Fine: A bit finer than table salt, commonly used for espresso